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HERE’S “THE SECRET”: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
Self-Help’s Slimy ‘Secret’ There’s this book out there that you may have heard of. It’s called The Secret. It purports to tell you the hidden secret of the universe. I’ll save you the money it would...
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I’M SURE THEY WERE LOVING BOMBS, THOUGH
ABC News: Bomb Plot Thwarted at Falwell’s Funeral Tweet This Post
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND “THE SECRET,” THE OPRAH…
“The Secret” is to palm your unprofitable and unnecessary TV network off on the suckers at NBC Universal for $925 million. I remember when The Oprah and her as-seen-on-TV pals Marcy Carsey, Tom Werner...
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JESUS TOLD ME…
…to tell this asshole preacher to go fuck himself. It can’t be offensive to God ’cause His son told me to say it! God hates tolerance, says official California chaplain. An evangelical...
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HEY, WHY SHOULD YOU ACTUALLY HAVE READ A BOOK BEFORE YOU VOTE TO BAN IT?
“Knowing stuff” is for sissies. This time it’s North Dakota instead of some southern state that’s out to ban books that might be “controversial.” The controversial book in this case? The 1994...
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SHE HEARS THINGS!
Remember some months back when a lady claimed that her daughter’s talking doll said, “Islam is the light”? Well, now she’s hearing the same message in a Nintendo DS game. Ok, I’m gonna go out on a...
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A QUICK WORD WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION
So, you say you don’t believe in evolution. OK, here’s the deal: you’re a fucking moron. Evolution is about the best proven theory in the history of science. Eh, who needs FACTS though when you’ve...
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ANYONE IN FLORIDA HAVE BALLS? THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER!
The Florida state legislature is considering creating a special Jesus license plate for its state’s drivers. ‘Cause, you know how oppressed Christians are in America. I mean, if they weren’t,...
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PROOF THAT EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT JESUS WAS...
Evangelical Christians love torture! link I rest my case. Tweet This Post
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